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20 Things You Never Want to Hear Your Boss Say |
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by David1, Nov 5, 2007 |
Be aware of your recalcitrant boss, and put up some defensive line up. |
- Don't think of me as your boss - think of me as your friend
- I was looking at a flat near yours. Wouldn't it be funny if we ended up being neighbours?
- The clinic called to tell you that Friday is fine
- Now might be a good time to familiarize yourself with the disciplinary procedure
- Your mom asked me to remind you about your pap-smear tomorrow
- “It will be blocking certain websites from Monday”
- “We've been monitoring your e-mails for the last two months”…
- “If you so desperately need a pay rise, why are you wearing a prada?”
- “Pete said to say, "Hi". Actually he said, whoa, what a night! Did you know he's my cousin?”
- Funny, there was nothing on the list about the typhoon that delayed your flight home.”.
- Do you have any idea what this weird rash might be?”
- “I've been doing a lot of yoga recently and propose we all chant for the first 10 minutes of every working day
- Would you kindly refrain from nodding off during important meetings?
- “Remember Jane who used to be on reception? The one you accused of never putting your calls through? She's your new line manager.”.
- Could you nip down to the chemist for a big jar of Vaseline?
- I've decided to send you on extreme sport course to boost your leadership skills
- Did you mean to send me that strange ranting e-mail? And who is princess PMS]
- You see, the problem is that my wife just doesn't understand me…
- So tell me some more about my management failings- the ones that you were forthcoming about at the office party last night
- You can stop singing "Ding Dong, The witch is gone" because the rumour that I'm leaving is untrue
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