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How to Know If You Hired a Geek or a Must Consult Someone Else

Dividing Techies into those who know and those who don't.

Geeks are persons so entranced by tech that paying them is almost a frill. MCSEs are as interested in computers as the clerk is in the colour of the file jackets.

Hiring an MCSE; Microsoft Certified System Engineer, (known as "Must Consult Someone Else") is going to cost you a lot of money in the long run. A Geek may appear to have arrived early, that is because he has been there all night.

An MCSE will walk away from a server which is malfunctioning because it is his lunch time, leaving the entire office off line.

A Geek will notice a problem, be able to format the hard drive and load another operating system. An MCSE will 'reinstall' the same failing system and preserve the problem. Geeks will experiment with every Operating System and application at home in their spare time, and be able to direct the employers as to what would work best.

MCSEs get the latest Window upgrades and have had offices moved from 98 to 2000 then to XP and now are clamoring for VISTA, because the Borg tells them so. Hence, an MCSE will insure you never stop buying software.

A Geek will get CDs of Linux load them, and the only time he will ever need to "tweak" is if some esoteric piece of equipment is purchased and he needs to find and load the drivers.

Zero is spent on software, saving a company millions of dollars. Further, the fact that Linux is virtually bullet proof means that malware and illegal access is not a problem.

Geeks know a little about a lot; they can build a computer from random parts, can tweak software, have no problem with all sorts of firmware, and even if something was just invented last month, one can be sure that a Geek either was involved in Beta Testing or has cleaned out his bank account to buy it for himself.

MCSE know nothing more than what they were certified to know and avoid learning anything else, save and except if another expensive course is being given and they can get their employers to pay for their attendance.

A Geek goes home, (if he has Broadband at home) to surf the Net. An MCSE goes home and if he does have a computer, might not even turn it on.

For a Geek, connectivity is air; being off line is suffering a major catastrophe. For an MCSE it is no more distressing than a pencil point breaking. It is your money, your office, you work. You decide.

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Comments (2)
#1 by Mr. Boss, Oct 18, 2007
I wish I read this before I hired Mr. Upgrade.
#2 by Nelson Doyle, Oct 19, 2007
Excellent and Informative article. Any business executive could use this kind of information. A smart business executive will be able to see a brighter future, because of the savings of hiring a Geek.
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