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Marketing Terms to Know

This is a tongue-in-cheek poke at the marketing companies.

Marketing Terms you should know:

  1. 'You are authorized': We want your money
  2. Discount Price: This is actually the REAL price
  3. Unbelievable: We don't even believe it,
  4. Within 10 days: Don't worry, we'll take your money anytime
  5. Member of the Better Business Bureau: Yes, but we didn't tell you our standing there.
  6. Endorsed by (celebrity): We PAID him thousands of dollars for this.
  7. Amazing: (It's amazing how fast we can cash your check)
  8. New Product: It's on the drawing board, we're just trolling to find it there's an interest.
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