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Marketing Terms to Know |
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by artistwriter, Mar 18, 2008 |
This is a tongue-in-cheek poke at the marketing companies. |
Marketing Terms you should know:- 'You are authorized': We want your money
- Discount Price: This is actually the REAL price
- Unbelievable: We don't even believe it,
- Within 10 days: Don't worry, we'll take your money anytime
- Member of the Better Business Bureau: Yes, but we didn't tell you our standing there.
- Endorsed by (celebrity): We PAID him thousands of dollars for this.
- Amazing: (It's amazing how fast we can cash your check)
- New Product: It's on the drawing board, we're just trolling to find it there's an interest.
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