How to Make Money Online

I like spending money. However I am really, really lazy so I can't be bothered to work at all. My friends usually tell me about new sites and offers that I can do to get the latest games consoles and gadgets. I have tried pretty much everything to get my hands on some real cash, but it's hard, that's why they call it work. Anyway, I have come up with a few different ways of effectively making some cash without too much work. So, in no particular order, here they are:

1. Completing paid surveys online. This works, it's legitimate and will get you an income. However, it could barely buy you lunch once a month. The surveys pay around £1 - £4 each, but they only come once a week if you are lucky. The surveys take long too, for a £1 it will take you about 20 minutes, as I mentioned earlier, I'm very lazy, so not really an option for me. If you would like to see for yourself the best websites are: ciao.uk, and lightspeedresearch.com.
2. Getting free products for completing offers. This is one of the best methods because you get products like free ipods and laptops, worth a lot on eBay. This sounds like a scam, and if you don't believe me, fine. But for those who like getting stuff for nothing, go here. It is very simple. Sign up to the site and make an account using correct details. Complete 1 offer, most are free, then refer 5 friends to also sign up and complete an offer. The sit back, relax, and wait for your ipod.
3. Paid to read, click and complete. These types are the worst that you could possibly do. "But clicking banners is easy!" I hear you cry. There is usually a minimum payout of $5, sound ok, but for every ad you click you usually get around 0.1 cents, sometimes less. You would have to click 5000 different ads to earn $5! That is terrible, doing surveys would be better!
4. Paid to shop. You get a certain percentage of what you spent back. I can sum this up in one sentence. YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY FROM SCRATCH, STAY AWAY!!
5. Getting free stuff online, simple. You go on this website. Order free stuff, and sell it to your friends, easy!
6. Paid for content. You write stories, record music, or take pictures, then you sign up for Triond.com, submit your work, and money starts rolling in via advertising.

Try it, what harm could it do?