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Top 10 Things Realtors Say and What They Really Mean |
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by Cardtouche, Oct 8, 2007 |
Real estate agents, love them or loathe them, if you’re thinking of buying or renting a house, you’re bound to find yourself wading through some of their ‘euphemistic terminology’ (that’s selling blurb to you and me). Here’s a fun look at the top ten things they say and what they really mean: |
Many original features:
Nobody's spent a penny on this dump since it was built. Bijou interior:
So small you couldn't swing a cat in it. Extensive Gardens:
Know a gardener who can work all day for peanuts? You're going to need one. In need of some modernizing:
Warning, Danger! This is a Money pit. Up and coming Neighborhood:
Drive-by shootings were actually down last month. Delightful Neighbors:
Busybody alert. Watch out for the Nosy Parker across the road. Wonderful Beamed Ceilings:
If you're over 6 feet tall, buy a crash helmet. Victorian Sash Windows:
This house has never even seen a Double Glazing Panel. Excellent catchment area:
At least 10% extra has already been added to the selling price. Study/Bedroom:
You can just about fit a computer or a single bed in here and that's it.
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